BITTER

Valentine's Day is coming up. As if anyone needs a reminder. All you have to do is walk into any store (including Starbucks, thanks; "make that one Marble Mocha Macchiato, extra dejection, no whipped cream") and you'll be overwhelmed with red and pink hearts. Cupid? More like STUPID!

I was 50-50 for my predictions for last Valentine's Day, I'd just like to add. While my mother was not the next in my family to tie the knot, someone did in fact get married and I now enjoy wine that costs $6.87. That's a $2 upgrade.

Predicitions for Valentine's Day 2008: My mother will be planning her wedding and I'll still be single.

Here are some other Valentine's Day/romance related funny reads. Looking for the perfect Valentine to send this year? Maybe you can find it here! Or, maybe you are discovering the ways of the wise and are looking to get single this Valentine's Day. Here is a funny, true e-mail exchange between ex-lovers that was forwarded to me last year. I dug it up just to post it in time for Valentine's Day because it's hilarious and the most anti-romantic thing I've ever read.

Hope your Valentine's Day is great!