OVERWORKED

Dear Psychic Capabilities,

Thanks for showing up in time for this year's season of American Idol. Together, we're batting .75 after one week of predicting the 4 who go home. Stick around after Idol and we'll work on prediciting where/when I can meet a mate.

Love,
L


Dear My Idea of Fun,

After the longest work trip ever, I can safely declare that you no longer include anything "cowboy" or "western."

Love,
L


Dear Britney,

You are so much cheaper than therapy. Yep, I already feel better about myself!

Love,
L