Wednesday, April 18, 2007


***Click here to buy seersucker croakies!***

Why can't everything be seersucker?


If every article of clothing I owned was seersucker, I'd be okay with that. Seersucker... and monogrammed!

I don't know why I love it. Maybe because of how comfortable it is. Maybe because of how classy and southern it is.

Do you remember how old you were when you got your first piece of seersucker? I was a junior in college. How I made it that long without any seersucker, I cannot say.

But what I CAN say is that I would wear it everyday if I could. They should make more seersucker stuff. Maybe I will start selling seersucker products, like

seersucker underwear
seersucker blankets
seersucker key-chains
seersucker croakies
seersucker koozies
seersucker slippers
seersucker shower curtains
seersucker running shorts

If/when I get married, it may be in a white seersucker dress. Or perhaps I will wear a normal dress and my attendants will wear seersucker. Or maybe the groomsmen will. Someone is going to wear it; make no mistake about that.

In fact, I may investigate the closet of any potential husband just to verify he has enough seersucker clothing to meet my approval. He will need one seersucker suit and one seersucker bow-tie, at least (not to be worn together, of course).

Additionally, there is a good chance that my future offspring will be ridiculed by their peers for the vast amount of seersucker in which their mother will outfit them. Boy or girl, there will be plenty of seersucker in my beautiful children's closets, so that in the off chance they grow up without an accent, God-forbid, there will still be no room to doubt that they are southern born and bred.

But I digress. The point is that the seersucker clothes that I own will soon be making their 2007 debut. It is appropriate to wear seersucker after Easter, but if your city is still 30° on Easter, then what's fashionably appropriate takes a backseat to what is weather-appropriate.

But it is starting to warm up, so you know what that means: everyone join me and bust out your seersucker! (But if you don't have any, don't tell me about it because I will probably judge you. I'm just saying.)

Seersucker. It's the new rehab!

****Update: Jennifer just sent me the link to this. I can't decide if I should cry, or buy a dozen!

****Target is on board!

1 comment:

  1. WOW that was a quick update! Glad you liked them!


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