INTROSPECTIVE

Saw this one on the blog of one of my favorite authors . She created it as a tool to develop characters in her books, but ended up filling in all the answers with her own opinions. I thought I would follow suit, but of course I am too verbose (opinionated?) to limit my answers to one.

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I'M AMAZED…
...at how differently my life has turned out than how I imagined it would. Not bad, just differently.

I DOUBT…
...that I will ever take a job where I can't freely wear blue jeans.

I CAN’T SEE…
...the trees for the forest (regarding my latest goal).
...well at all. Seriously. Worst eyesight of anyone you know.

I WANT TO BEAT WITH A SOCKFULL OF QUARTERS…
...ummm he has a mustache, let's just leave it at that.

I FEEL BAD…
...for honestly wanting to beat someone with a sockfull of quarters.

I'M ADDICTED…
...to coffee in the morning.

I WATCH…
...bad shows on MTV and VH1 and thank Jesus for my upbringing.
...the Friends finale and cry every time.

I LISTEN…
...to music every chance I get.
...to Nelly Furtado and think I am the best dancer there is.

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS…
...I would buy better gifts.
...I would buy a nicer car.
...I would help people.
...I would visit Italy.
...I would create a scholarship.

I WANT…
...a million dollars. Ha.

I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT…
...internet.
...carbohydrates.

I'M OBSESSED…
...with my trip to L.A., American Idol and seersucker (for today at least.)

I THINK CHILDREN…
...should be forbidden from riding Heeleys in public.
...will be the scariest yet most exciting task I will ever take on.

I CAN’T WAIT…
...for my trip to L.A. (told you I was obsessed!)
...for football season!

I'M PROUD…
...of what I accomplished in college.

I HAVE A DREAM…
...of one day not having to work full-time!

I ALWAYS WEAR…
...mascara, pearls, Chanel Chance and underwear (I'm talking to you, Britney Spears).

I FEAR…
...that this may be as good as it gets.

I WISH…
...I had put on some sunscreen yesterday.
...that I liked sushi.

I ONCE ACCIDENTALLY…
...jumped INTO a diving board (the corner of it, to be exact) and instantly got an enormous goose egg on my eye (my right eyelid/browbone hit the diving board). It was so huge I couldn't even open my eye. And when we got to the emergency room, they had to sedate my mom because she was so freaked out. Thunder stealer.

I NEVER…
...will grow tired of cheese, chocolate or Friends.

I’D KILL TO…
...have Britney Spears' legs (pre-Federline).

I MISS…
...high school.
...close friends.
...being tan and skinny.

I'M LOATHE TO ADMIT…
...how messed up and broken I really am.

I’LL NEVER FORGIVE…
...Planters for eliminating Cheez-balls from the world.