HAIKUTIFUL

Talledega Nights
almost changed my view of Nas-
car. I said ALMOST!

An apple a day
does not keep the doctor away;
It sends me to him.

(...because...)

Too much fiber - as
in apples - hurts my stomach! So
much for eating right.

Thank goodness for Jun-
ior Miss, and thank goodness for
my sweet new roommate!

Fool me once, shame on
you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me thrice? F*** you!