DONE

Question: What do Revolution, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Graduation, Teenage Dream, Play On and I Am... World Tour all have in common?

Answer: They are the only CDs I have left!

Remember when I told you that that the last time he struck, the darned thief had taken two large CD cases filled with every CD I'd bought since high school, but left my Carrie and Beyonce and Sara Barellis, etc. (the CDs I really listen to) in my console?

I was in my car Sunday, and went to change out a CD and all that I found were Bed Bath and Beyond Coupons. Somewhere, somehow, he (or she) struck again!

Those six CDs happened to be in the changer and thus unstealable. But the rest are gone.

I give up, criminal. What's next, the cloth off the seats? Paint off the bumper? Just take the whole car. And if you do, your first stop better be church, because you need Jesus.

All this is doing is making me even more uptight about my laptop, by the way. I'm considering getting a safe or something.