NEW

Bottle of Chardonnay: $11.
Steak special to go from Outback: $9.99.
Red box movie you didn't watch: $1.08.
Ringing in the New Year quietly at home while five miles away your Mom was singing on stage: Priceless.


Goodbye, 2008. You had your fun, now get the eff outta here.

Here's to no wrecks, no crashed computers, no job hunting, no homelessness, no broken cameras and only immeasurable health and happiness in 2009 for each and every one of us.