Wednesday, December 03, 2008

VOCAL

Why is this post-season coach watch becoming a regular thing for Auburn? Will Coach Tubby stay or go? Just like last year, I had to e-mail Tubby himself and Mr. Jacobs, our athletic director, to give my two cents:

First, my e-mail to Jay:

Subject: Keep Coach!
Hi there Mr. Jacobs,

I hope Coach Tommy is there another year! Please keep him! To show my support, I wrote a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Keep Coach Tommy
and the other coaches too!
We'll work out the offense
In our off season
And when we go 13 and 0 again
Coach Tubbs will be the reason!

Thanks for your attention to this matter and War Eagle!
Lindsay, '05


To Tommy himself:

Subject: Stay stay stay!
Coach Tuberville,

I e-mailed Jay Jacobs to tell him the same thing I'm telling you - you need to stick with us! Auburn fans can be so fickle. You are a great coach and don't listen to the naysayers. Please read the poem I wrote and have a great week!

[insert poem again here]

WAR EAGLE!
Lindsay, '05


Last year, "Jay" or an admin pretending to be him wrote back with a blanket e-mail. We'll see what happens. I like Coach T. I want him to stay. After all, the night is darkest before the dawn.

8 comments:

  1. I agree 100%. We'd be so stupid to let him go - I still think he's one of the best coaches in college football.

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  2. Make that "we'd be" into a "we are."

    How dumb. I think we should protest. Who is with me?

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  3. Hey Lindsay-

    I am a little embarassed this is the first time I have commented on your blog- I lived with Liz Hard the past couple years and she got me hooked on your blog- you are too funny!

    Formalities aside- I am sooooo irritated with Auburn too-- I mean, is it really Tuberville's fault that we just didn't have the right guys for the positions this year? We have had a GREAT run with TT as head coach, and is ridiculous that they are letting him go.

    AND- to pour salt in the would- Mamma G's on Magnolia got robbed at gunpoint...? WHAT is this world coming to?

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  4. **whoops, wouNd

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  5. send jay another email. tell him he's an idiot. everyone in auburn is so disappointed!

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  6. Caylen, tell us more about Mama G's!

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  7. http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=9448362&nav=0RdE

    That is the article from WSFA Montgomery. I don't really know anything else.. my sister (who is at AU) said it was pretty scary!

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  8. the arrested the momma G's guy - he sounds real classy.

    http://www.oanow.com/oan/news/local/article/arrest_made_in_auburn_robbery_police_seeking_second_suspect/49582/#When:19:24:26Z

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