Wednesday, December 03, 2008


Why is this post-season coach watch becoming a regular thing for Auburn? Will Coach Tubby stay or go? Just like last year, I had to e-mail Tubby himself and Mr. Jacobs, our athletic director, to give my two cents:

First, my e-mail to Jay:

Subject: Keep Coach!
Hi there Mr. Jacobs,

I hope Coach Tommy is there another year! Please keep him! To show my support, I wrote a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Keep Coach Tommy
and the other coaches too!
We'll work out the offense
In our off season
And when we go 13 and 0 again
Coach Tubbs will be the reason!

Thanks for your attention to this matter and War Eagle!
Lindsay, '05

To Tommy himself:

Subject: Stay stay stay!
Coach Tuberville,

I e-mailed Jay Jacobs to tell him the same thing I'm telling you - you need to stick with us! Auburn fans can be so fickle. You are a great coach and don't listen to the naysayers. Please read the poem I wrote and have a great week!

[insert poem again here]

Lindsay, '05

Last year, "Jay" or an admin pretending to be him wrote back with a blanket e-mail. We'll see what happens. I like Coach T. I want him to stay. After all, the night is darkest before the dawn.


  1. I agree 100%. We'd be so stupid to let him go - I still think he's one of the best coaches in college football.

  2. Make that "we'd be" into a "we are."

    How dumb. I think we should protest. Who is with me?

  3. Hey Lindsay-

    I am a little embarassed this is the first time I have commented on your blog- I lived with Liz Hard the past couple years and she got me hooked on your blog- you are too funny!

    Formalities aside- I am sooooo irritated with Auburn too-- I mean, is it really Tuberville's fault that we just didn't have the right guys for the positions this year? We have had a GREAT run with TT as head coach, and is ridiculous that they are letting him go.

    AND- to pour salt in the would- Mamma G's on Magnolia got robbed at gunpoint...? WHAT is this world coming to?

  4. **whoops, wouNd

  5. send jay another email. tell him he's an idiot. everyone in auburn is so disappointed!

  6. Caylen, tell us more about Mama G's!


    That is the article from WSFA Montgomery. I don't really know anything else.. my sister (who is at AU) said it was pretty scary!

  8. the arrested the momma G's guy - he sounds real classy.


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