ANTIPOLITICAL

Remember the good old days, when we could turn to Facebook for distraction from the real world? Facebook was (at one time) a place of entertainment, solace if you will, when you wanted to divert your attention away from elections or politics or at times, real life. Well, not anymore.

Don't get me wrong. I'm patriotic. I voted. But why do you need to know about it? Do you really care who I voted for? And most importantly, do I need to use my Facebook status to tell you?

If you want to know about the election, turn to Facebook. The rest of you, turn to me. Curl up here at Pearls of Wit. Take your shoes off and stay awhile, at least until the election is behind us. You know you can count on me when you want politic-free reading, so consider yourself safe.

Now, watch this clip from the last SNL, if you haven't seen it already, and then go get your free donut.