Thursday, May 15, 2008

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While watching Fantasia Barrino's performance on American Idol, Simon Cowell ___________________________________.

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  1. realized that he forgot to button his shirt before the show.

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  2. wonders if he is being Punk'd.

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  3. Wished he was at home so he could change the channel...

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  4. realizes Fantasia is the next Paula Abdul.

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  5. makes a mental note to call Ruben Studdard to let him know he is no longer the most disappointing American Idol winner.

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  6. wonders how Paula will handle competition for the title of Craziest Bitch on American Idol.

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  7. I knew the funky chicken dance would make a comeback! It was only a matter of time...

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  8. In a related story, Diana DeGarmo (season 3 runner up) was just overheard saying "WTF? I lost to that?"

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  9. racks his brain trying to remember when Lil Kim won American Idol.

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  10. officially decides this is will be his last season of American Idol.

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  11. shit his pants because that seizure inducing medication was supposed to go in Paula's drink

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  12. is thinking William Hung's new red hair makes him look strangely like a 25 year-old black woman.

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  13. realized that now is the time to keep his mouth shut. She could totally take him.

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  15. hopes his agent is terminating his contract with Idol.

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  16. Seriously, though, it was a little bit of fresh air to see an energetic performance. I think this season has been really slow and boring.

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