Thursday, March 27, 2008

AGHAST

Dear Further Proof That ABC Is Intentionally Letting The Bachelor Go To Waste,

Six Words: Open Casting Call in Montgomery, Alabama.

Love,
L


Dear Grown Man In a BMW Whom I Passed On Music Row Yesterday,

Your shiny new car would be a lot flashier and more impressive if you weren't picking your nose and eating its contents while driving it.

Love,
L

2 comments:

  1. Maybe the BMW guys picks his nose because he considers it a "true art - and satisfaction - of clearing one's nasal passages". It's better than not blowing yours nose for 6 years! I'm glad to hear you are back on board.

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  2. "Very good, Annelle. Spoken like a true smart-ass."

    IN MY DEFENSE, my ear drum blew out, okay? It's not like I was scared of what would land in the tissue. I was scared I was going to make myself deaf!

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