OFFICIAL

The people have spoken. The official new name of the blog is Pearls of Wit. If you absolutely insist on Tap That Sass, I might just buy that domain name anyway and each of you can just choose which one you prefer to use.

I'm planning to move to the new site on February 9, two years exactly after this one started. I think I have outgrown this title anyway. I no longer think my life is boring or that I live a bored existence. After all, I've seen and done a lot of cool things, 90% of which I chronicled for you on this blog: started training for the half-marathon, met Carrie Underwood, became an adult, stood by my sister and several of my friends on their Big Day, got a job (and learned a few things), started buying big girl stuff like furniture (then assembled it), went to the best concert ever, learned to cook, went to L.A., went to Chicago, went to New York, tried out for a game show (even if unsuccessfully), attemped to do my taxes, found my fan and more.

So raise your hand if you, too, are excited about a real live Web site, with all sorts of neat bells and whistles for us to play with. It'll be good for all of us, kids! I feel like the dad in Cheaper by the Dozen, rallying the flock about the big move across town (or, from Blogspot to Wordpress). Are any of you going to be Charlie and threaten to leave? And if so, do you look like Tom Welling? Because in that case, I'll gladly convince you to stay.

I'm not planning to go 100% anonymous, and give everyone code names. Though that would be funny. I already know what my family's names would be (Oompa, Jackie and John). I just want to find the right degree of anonymity. For instance, I don't want anyone to be able to Google my name and find us... not yet. But I want it so that someone can Google anything but my name and find us (i.e.:Carrie Underwood + Loser).

So anyway. I'll tell you when to update your bookmarks. Get ready.