Friday, January 25, 2008


OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH. Did y'all watch the Gauntlet like I told you to? Was it not the greatest? Where do I even start?

I know - with BROOKE! First off, I don't know if you saw but during the Tug of War challenge, while all her team was digging deep and trying to win, Brooke was in the back standing up. Totally upright. I'm not fully convinced she was even holding the rope.

"This rope just said I have a DOUBLE CHIN!!!!"

Didn't like that so much Brooke? Because that's probably going to be the easiest/cleanest of all the challenges.

Then, because the Rookies lost, they find out they have to sleep in basically an army barrack. When they got there, they found bugs crawling on the beds:

"Did that bug just say I have a DOUBLE CHIN?!?!!"

After everyone claimed a bed, that night at the brothel house, we FINALLY get to see Tyler and Brooke talking. Tyler did not disappoint me. We see him listening to Brooke go on and on about the pros and cons of being with men and being with women, and he finally announces to Brooke that she is going to be a "dream case" for him. AKA - I'm going to be on you like white on rice until you crack up or go home, whichever comes first.

"This is going to be SO MUCH FUN." "Is he looking at my DOUBLE CHIN!?!?!"

Then Tyler bestows upon us what I'll name the quote of the week:

"I was DYING to meet Brooke... because she is Bat Shit Crazy!!!!"

And with that, the Gauntlet got good. Yay!

Other tidbits: Raise your hand if you are pulling for Beth to win so that she can finally afford to get that Rosacea fixed?

Nothing else really caught my eye. CT is a meathead, Beth is ridiculous, Coral is butch, everyone hooks up with everyone else, so on and so forth, Alex goes home, end of episode one.

If you don't watch this show, I'm sorry. But I do, and it's hilarious, probably because I've seen shows with these crazy people on it before. So if you just tune in to see what the fuss is about and haven't watched a season of Real World or a Challenge ever before, then you probably won't think this is funny. This may help explain the double chin thing. But if you're like me, have seen these people before and can appreciate what's unfolding before our eyes, then this is going to be a fun Spring.


  1. excellent recap. lurve Tyler's excited-as-a-kid-at-Christmas face!

  2. Brooke IS such a nutjob. What about her suddenly making out with Ev? (or was that Casey? I get them confused)
    Is she trying to get more camera time or what?

    Holy crap, this show is like quicksand. Great post!


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