Tuesday, October 30, 2007


Dear Office Receptionist Who We've Discovered Only Compliments Our Outfits If They Are Turtlenecks,

Interesting. You'd think the woman who has a long-standing reputation for going after the dirtiest gift during the annual Secret Santa game wouldn't be so big on modesty!


Dear Mouth,

Next time you decide to exclaim "even better!" after the new guy at work explains why his wife isn't coming out with everyone after work because she's out of town, please check with Eyes to make sure there aren't 10 people at the table to laugh at you or with Brain to see if it has a better excuse lined up than "I really really really didn't mean it like that, I swear!"


1 comment:

  1. She complimented my turtleneck too.

    The wife comment was priceless :) I think he enjoyed it.


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