Dear Coworker Who Just Asked Me Why I Hadn't Been My Usual "Table Dancing" Self Lately,WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? and EEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!Love Disgusted,L
WOW!
It's ok, last week while I was on the dance floor, one of the hotel bartenders said, "Honey, your sugar is hanging out."
I mean, honestly. Then he came and sat on my desk. Is it just me, or is it awkward in here?I wish I were a table dancer. I'd be making more money, that's for sure.
You mean you'd be making more money if you were an under the table dancer? Because apparently, you are?(sorry - I love you!)
Oh goody!
WOW!
ReplyDeleteIt's ok, last week while I was on the dance floor, one of the hotel bartenders said, "Honey, your sugar is hanging out."
ReplyDeleteI mean, honestly. Then he came and sat on my desk. Is it just me, or is it awkward in here?
ReplyDeleteI wish I were a table dancer. I'd be making more money, that's for sure.
You mean you'd be making more money if you were an under the table dancer? Because apparently, you are?
ReplyDelete(sorry - I love you!)