Friday, September 21, 2007

ECSTATIC

I'M GETTING AN OFFICE!
I'M GETTING A DOOR!
I'M GETTING A CEILING!
I'M HAVING A MIMOSA!

Moving day is a lot more fun when you're moving an office down the hall and not a house down the highway. And when people provide refreshments. And labor. And moving supplies.

We came into work today and everyone had caution tape running from his/her chair to his/her new office. It was a maze of caution tape, from floor to floor. Everyone was impressed with how fast I unwound my tape and found my new office. But then again, I have been ready to move for almost 6 months now. They were also impressed with how fast I moved. Number one, I've done this about 8 times in two years. Number two and once again, I have been ready to move offices for about 6 months now. I loaded three boxes of my stuff (which accounts for 75% of it) in the time that the girl whose office I am moving to load just one. What can I say? So I enjoyed a mimosa (or two) while I spent a few final minutes in purgatory (my old office).

Goodbye, old office! I will not miss you!

5 comments:

  1. Just a mimosa or two? I don't beleive it. These are actual quotes:
    "we put it together myself"
    "I'm going to buy all kinds of @#% for my new office"
    "hell, I might put a bathtuib in here"
    "bloddy marys"
    "it's moving day bitch and i haven't had breakfast!!!!!!!"

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  2. a) [to wes' comment] HAHAHAHA

    b) that is so exciting, i have always wanted an office of my own. i am jealous. get me a job where you work?

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  3. I'm glad someone else is sitting around reading blogs all day. I don't feel as bad. I had an office from day 1, suckas. It's even got a window.

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  4. You jerk. I hadn't eaten breakfast. It only took two (but no comment on how strong they were...) And do you want to start posting snippets of past e-mails? Because I have a whole supply. Don't test me.

    And I AM going to buy all kinds of new @#% for my office. A lamp, a bulletin board, etc. Be nice or I'll take your picture down.

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  5. this is amazing. hahaha.

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