Monday, September 10, 2007


I was going to get on here and toss my two cents onto the pile of opinions about Britney's VMA charade. But when I read the front page of today's NY Post calling her "porky" and the accompanying article which says she "jiggled like Jell-O as she sleepwalked through the song. She didn't seem to care that she danced like she had a pantload," I don't think I can put it better myself. (Runner up review: TMZ's "She aimed to bring the house down when she opened the MTV Video Music Awards, but instead she just looked like a house." ZINGER!)

I wish the dancing was the worst part about it. The wig, the outfit. Although I will give her some credit - she found a new pair of fishnets for the occasion.

Bottom line: Gimme more? Britney, we think you've had enough.

All said and done, the VMAs left me with a lot of unanswered questions:

If Timba was "maestro" then who was that guy with the guitar providing intro/outro music all night?
Just how drunk WAS Justin Timberlake?
Whom should I have slept with to have gotten into his Southern Hospitality suite party?
Whose idea was it to let Miss South Carolina Teen USA read a teleprompter?
Why didn't they let Chris Brown open the show?
How did Fergie know to skip the whole thing?
When does The Kingdom come out in theaters?
Who won the Kid Rock/Tommy Lee fight?

1 comment:

  1. Funny. Man, she was awful. It was great seeing the open-mouthed reactions like mine of some of the stars there. 50 was like, WTF.

    And who gave Fall Out Boy their 15 minutes. Awful. They and Good Charlotte must have pictures of some big music exec.

    And please, give me more lip syncing at a music event, I hate seeing real talent.


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