SUICIDAL

Why WOULDN'T my car battery die in the middle of trying to move? I am so not surprised. Silly me for thinking I had covered all my bases. In between signing a lease, hiring movers, calling electricity, etc., I forgot to buy a TOTALLY NEW BATTERY for my car. As if I haven't spent enough money on it already. No no no no. Jumping it would be too easy (did it). Making a trip to the gas station with a friend to get more fuel would be too easy (did it). What my car wants, my car gets. And why WOULDN'T it want a brand new effing battery today of all days? I'm just moving. By myself. No big deal.

It's official - I am selling my car. Do I hear $20?