FURIOUS

Top 10 Reasons I Hate My Car:

10. It hates me.
9. It decided to turn off randomly while I was backing out of my condo two weeks ago.
8. The check engine light is still on.
7. I hate spending so much money on something I can't wear.
6. I hate spending so much money on something I can't eat.
5. It's a FORD.
4. It uses too much gas.
3. It makes loud noises.
2. It is the devil's car.
1. It has decided to play a mean game with me and now the driver's side door won't unlock, meaning I have to either keep my car unlocked or crawl in over the passenger seat like an idiot.

I HATE MY CAR!
I HATE MY CAR!
I HATE MY CAR!
I HATE MY CAR!

P.S.--After crying about this pretty hard at work, I now realize that car trouble is really linked to a deeper issue, which is everytime my car breaks or malfunctions - especially in Nashville - I feel very helpless and alone.