Monday, July 09, 2007

CHARMED

How To Be Nice:
Buy front row tickets to her favorite musical.
Take her out for drinks.
Make a return visit to the local aquarium just so she can see the penguins.
Take her to a baseball game.

How To Be Smooth:
Buy front row tickets to her favorite musical AND act amused while she tells you everything she knows about the play and sings the soundtrack at the top of her lungs the whole way there.
Take her out for drinks AND when she gets really excited and accidentally breaks a wineglass, patiently pick the broken glass dust from her arm so it doesn't cut her (even if she says she's fine).
Make a return visit to the local aquarium just so she can see the penguins AND congratulate her for being brave and petting a scary shark. Even if the scary shark was only one foot long.
Take her to a baseball game AND surprise her by having her name put on the scoreboard with the list of birthdays, anniversaries and other special guests at the game, but act really nonchalant about it even though you both know it was a big deal.
And then some!

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