E-CLAY-TED

Lion King.
Rent.
Wicked.
Legally Blonde.
Little Mermaid.
Hairspray.

Just when you thought Broadway couldn't get any better, they are go and announce what could be will be the greatest show of our time.

Yes, those genuises in New York are making a show centered around the rise to fame of arguably the hottest celebrity to come from this generation.

I'm talking about CLAY AIKEN, of course!!!

Songs include "Quakin' for Aiken" and "Burnin' Hunk of Clay." Can you believe it?

What great news! If you think I'm kidding, read more about the show here.

They'd better not be making fun of him...