BEWILDERED

I really like fortune cookies. Sometimes, I open several until I find a fortune I like ("The project you have in mind will soon gain momentum" - not sure what that 'project' was). Sometimes, I get a fortune that's not really a fortune but just good, sound advice ("The one who would constant in happiness must frequently change"). And of course everyone giggles when you add "...in bed!" at the end.

Yesterday I hit fortune gold.

I went to lunch with some of my co-workers. At the end of our meal, we received our fortune cookies. I was nervous when Chris tossed me my cookie. But once I opened the cookie, I died laughing and couldn't even read it.


It tastes sweet.

That was my it. That's all my fortune said. Everyone at the table lost it, because not only is that the most vague fortune ever, when you add "...in bed!" at the end - well, it's just borderline pornographic.

Where do you sign up to be a fortune cookie writer? I think they need some new help.