JEALOUS

Dear Every Single Person On Facebook Whose Status Has Something To Do With Football Season Starting,

TWIST THE KNIFE A LITTLE DEEPER, okay?

Love,
L


Dear New Coffee Mug That I Picked Up From Pier One,

I only spent $6 on you and have had you for three weeks, and yet you garner more compliments than any outfit I've worn to the office in the past three months.

Ironic. And a little frustrating.

Love,
L



Dear All The Cute Boys I Find On Facebook,

Damn it, why were you all born in 1988?!? I bet you don't even know what a Fraggle Rock is.

Love,
L