Dear Every Single Person On Facebook Whose Status Has Something To Do With Football Season Starting,
TWIST THE KNIFE A LITTLE DEEPER, okay?
Love,
L
Dear New Coffee Mug That I Picked Up From Pier One,
I only spent $6 on you and have had you for three weeks, and yet you garner more compliments than any outfit I've worn to the office in the past three months.
Ironic. And a little frustrating.
Love,
L
Dear All The Cute Boys I Find On Facebook,
Damn it, why were you all born in 1988?!? I bet you don't even know what a Fraggle Rock is.
Love,
L
Friday, September 01, 2006
JEALOUS
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I just laughed out loud on that one...hilarious.
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