INSPIRED part 3

I have lots of "letters" I could write, but I am trying to stay original! Some of these are inside jokes, so if you don't understand it: it's not you, it's me.

Johnny Starbucks has
nothing on you. But we're still
in a "fight." FIX IT!

I'm officially
a Tennessean. Hold on,
is that a good thing?

Play your classical
songs louder, coworker, while
I steal your candy.

Kellie Pickler, the
world would be a better place
if you'd just shut up.

Keep my DVD,
Keep your money. What you've lost
is worth a lot more.