Tuesday, August 01, 2006

INSPIRED part 2

Dear Suit-Clad Law Student Leaving Starbucks That I Passed On Hillsboro Today,

Will you marry me?

Love,
L


Dear Both Friends That Failed To Call Me Tonight, Even Though They Promised They Would Call Me Tonight Because They Forgot To Call Me Last Night,

I'm used to it by now.

Love,
L


Dear My New Reasonably Priced Apartment In A Safe Location Near Downtown Nashville,

I FOUND YOU!

Love,
L


And in keeping with my plan:

A new apartment!
With brand new carpet and sink!
Not cheap, but worth it.

A Christmas "My Humps"
e-card? I don't know whether
to laugh or to cry.

(click the link above, folks... then let me know if you laughed or cried)

Okay, ass, you win.
I'll dress us better AND start
going to the gym.

Budgeting just sucks.
Should get a second job. Is
Facebook hiring?

2 comments:

  1. I think that e-card scarred me for life. Thanks.

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  2. you are very origianl....and creative! Guess thats why you work for an advertising firm huh?

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