INSPIRED

Found this and haven't stopped laughing. Decided to try my hand at a few of my own:


Dear Chocolate Lava Cake From Chili's That My Roommate And I Devoured In Six Minutes Flat,

Was it good for you, too?

Love,
L


Dear Reasonably Priced Apartments in a Safe Location Near Downtown Nashville,

WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOU?

Love,
L


Dear American Idol Producers That Hold Auditions On A Monday,

You're missing out.

Love,
L


Dear Money That Gets Taken Out Of My Paycheck For Ridiculous Stuff Like Parking Fees,

I'm okay with having to starve. Heck, I could stand to lose a few pounds anyway.

Love,
L

Dear Waiter That Never Called Even Though I Left My Number On the Receipt,

What YOU don't know is that I only left my number because my roommate dared me, not because you were cute. Because you weren't. The joke's on you, pal.

Love,
L


Dear 2:30 On A Monday and Nothing To Show For It,

Oops.

Love,
L


Dear Missing Office Security Pass,

How nice of you to come out from under the stove (?!) the day AFTER I build up the nerve to tell my boss that I lost you. That's just mean.

Love,
L

Dear Chocolate Candy On My Neighbor's Desk,

Quit calling my name!

Love,
L


Dear Country Music Stars,

Are we playing hide-and-seek?

Love,
L


Dear Facebook,

Why don't YOU just start mailing me paychecks, and we'll eliminate the middleman?

Love,
L

Dear Money, Was it something I did? Love, L


I wish I'd thought to start that blog. Maybe I will become the girl that writes funny haikus:


Poor chocolate cake.
You never saw us coming!
Like moths to a flame.


Dang wedding gifts.
Wait til it's my turn. Sterling
silver forks? 12 please!


Who needs a husband
when I have wine, ice cream and
season 8 of Friends?


Ass, please stop growing.
I promise I'll dress better
if you'll do your part.